100K in a Day – Dankula Appeal Fully Funded!

Markus Meechan

Markus Meechan, AKA Count Dankula. Image CC-BY-SA 30 extracted from video by Bunty King.

Yesterday morning, I reported on and supported the appeal fundraiser set up by Markus Meechan, AKA Count Dankula. He was asking for £100,000. Seeing the importance of the issues at hand, supporters fully funded that goal in a day. At the time of writing he is currently over £140,000. This is gonna be a gold-plated, diamond-encrusted appeal.

Dankula has been convicted and fined for the absurd crime of making a comedy video in which he sets out to annoy his girlfriend by training her dog to make Nazi salutes in relation to Nazi phrases. The scene is reminiscent of a Monty Python sketch and to be brutally honest I never found Monty Python that funny. Even the dead parrot sketch.

However, I would never expect the police to rock up to someone’s home for a poor taste joke. There have been hundreds of comedians making Nazi jokes over the years. Remember, “‘Allo ‘Allo!”? The involvement of the criminal law in a bad taste joke is deeply sinister, and has been condemned by many including Ricky Gervais, the Independent and the Spectator. I set out some of the legal issues in my previous article.

All that said – a hearing in Sheriff’s court in Scotland is roughly the same as a hearing before a district judge in a magistrate’s court in England. An appeal would usually cost a few thousand pounds. With this budget he had better have the best Queen’s Counsel in Scotland and buy them a golden wig.

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Back Dankula’s Appeal (and a British Bill of Rights)

Markus Meechan

Markus Meechan, AKA Count Dankula. Image CC-BY-SA 3.0 extracted from video by Bunty King.

On 23rd April 2018 Markus Meechan, better known as Count Dankula, was sentenced to a fine of £800 for the publication of a YouTube video. In the video he had trained his girlfriend’s dog to raise its paw in what was meant to be a Nazi salute.

The case raises serious issues of free speech. I have to say when I go looking for comedy, I do not go looking for people training dogs to salute Hitler. I had never heard of Dankula until this controversy. Having said that, I do sometimes go looking for Monty Python. Remember the corpse eating sketch? The Life of Brian? Or what about this sketch by Stewart Lee and Richard Herring?

Should we really be criminalising bad taste jokes? Even the left-leaning Independent and other major publications like the Spectator say no.

The question that prompted this article though, from several people, is – can Dankula appeal? He has a GoFundme seeking appeal funds here and has raised £70,000 at the time of writing. I suspect that he will exceed his target by the end of the day. Readers may wish to contribute. Will he succeed? Is it worth it?

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Rational Wiki #4 – Satirist Banned, Paedophile Stays

Rational Wiki recently had a formal hearing to consider what to do about a user called ‘Ukuphendukela’ (archive here). The user is controversial because they admit to being a paedophile and a hebephile (attracted to very young, and pubescent, children) and because they initially had a different name, ‘Shouniaisha’, which is alleged to have paedophile connotations. Ukuphendukela previously posted links to a pro-paedophile website on Rational Wiki (they deleted it but the archive of his comment and link is here). Rational Wiki’s response? Ban the satirist, Michaeldsuarez, who complained.

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A Frightened Child silenced by the lurking paedophile horror of Rational Wiki. Together we can help stop this from happening. Together, we can stop Rational Wiki. Stock image licensed from Dreamstime.

‘Rational’ Wiki (RW) continues to prove it is anything but. After the recent resignation of moderator ‘Gooniepunk’ in humiliation, banning and recriminations continue. RW’s equivalent of Wikipedia’s ArbCom is the ‘Chicken Coop’, a name that just oozes rationality.

RW’s moderators have now decided to continue their lemming-like tradition of picking fights with more powerful opponents by taking on Encyclopaedia Dramatica (ED). For those unfamiliar with the site, ED is a satirical website that covers online drama. To quote from the Wikipedia article, Journalist Julian Dibbell described Encyclopædia Dramatica as the site, “where the vast parallel universe of Anonymous in-jokes, catchphrases, and obsessions is lovingly annotated […]””.

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Ethics and Oil

The Witchfinder is inspired by the weird dystopian leftist fan-fiction covering the future after #GamerGate. In his view, it just does not go far enough… (This story is a parody of SJW hate fiction and any resemblance in it to characters living or dead is for entertainment value only).

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The Mission of the Righteous Enterprise – to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before and to slaughter the vile, unethical alien vermin and liberate their oil! Picture via Dreamstime.

The British Empire Starship Righteous Enterprise surged through interstellar space at an enormous multiple of c, its petroleum fusion drives pulsating with power. Commander Kevin Ian Lance Lewis (‘KILL’, to his peers) sat in the bridge throne and watched as the stars parted before his ship’s powerful hyperlight engine.

In the wake of the Ethics Revolution of the late 2010s and early 2020s the British Empire had made a huge comeback. With unethical, non-productive sorts dealt with the United Kingdom had been able to make huge cuts to its oversized welfare state and rebuild its depleted military with the latest technologies.

World warfare against the forces of evil by the British and their allies the Neoconfederacy had led to rapid advancements in technology, the discovery of cheap space flight and finally faster-than-light travel. By the 2150s every child at school was taught the timeless wisdom that war was the engine of human progress.

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